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Being a manager isn’t easy.  How can you tell if you are an effective manager or a poor manager?  Read the 9 statements below.  If you relate to any of them then you might be a poor manager.

 

 

You might be a poor manager if…

  • Your open door policy applies to when you enter or leave your office.
  • You go all Voldemort when your house elves don’t apparate like Dobby the second you need something.1
  • You are listed in the dictionary under T for “Tas, Tasmanian. Here it is. ‘A strong, murderous beast, jaws as powerful as a steel trap – has ravenous appetite – eats tigers, lions, elephants, buffaloes, donkeys, giraffes, octopuses, rhinoceroses, mooses, ducks…’”2
  • Your favorite quote is by Peter Gibbons: “It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”3You wonder whether it is difficult for others to be around you when you’re always right.
  • You “cannot be left alone to [your] devices. Indecisive, from crisis to crisis.”4
  • You stick your fingers in your ears and yell, “la la la la la” when someone comes to you with an idea or a problem.
  • You bum-rush5 the stage to claim the recognition for your team’s hard work

 

And finally…

 

  • Not even Alan Turing could decipher you.6

 

 

Which of the above was your favorite? What punch lines would you add?

 

1 “Harry Potter.” Wikipedia. Wikimedia Foundation. Web. 11 May 2016. <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter>.
2 “Quotes for Taz.” IMDb. IMDb.com. Web. 11 May 2016. <http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0029553/quotes>.
3 Accarrino, Jon. “Top 25 Quotes from Office Space.” Methodshop. Methodshop, 12 Feb. 2001. Web. 11 May 2016. <http://www.methodshop.com/2001/02/office-space-quotes.shtml#ixzz48OleZqe0>.
4 “Lin-Manuel Miranda (Ft. Original Broadway Cast of Hamilton) – Stay Alive.” Genius. Genius Media Group, Inc. Web. 11 May 2016. <http://genius.com/Lin-manuel-miranda-stay-alive-lyrics>.
5 “The Definition of Bum-rush.” Dictionary.com. Dictionary.com, Inc. Web. 11 May 2016. <http://www.dictionary.com/browse/bum-rush>.
6 “Alan Turing.” Wikipedia. Wikimedia Foundation. Web. 11 May 2016. <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing>.

 

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Note: This post is an homage to Jeff Foxworthy’s, “You Might Be  Redneck If…” Series.

 

 

 

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